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Lame? Perhaps... Stupid? Probably... Can you drink milk while reading them? I think not.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris hasn't paid income taxes in years. Every year, he just sends a blank 1040 form with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
and finally,
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were competing to sit in the seat next to God. Arnold was first. He said that he deserved to sit in that seat because of all his major accomplishments. Then, it was Sylvester's turn. He said he deserved to sit in the seat because he taught kids to believe in themselves and never give up... Finally, it was Chuck Norris' turn. He glanced into the eyes of God and said, "I think you are in my seat!"
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Nobody doesn’t like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Chuck Norris hasn't paid income taxes in years. Every year, he just sends a blank 1040 form with a picture of himself crouched and ready to attack.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
and finally,
Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone were competing to sit in the seat next to God. Arnold was first. He said that he deserved to sit in that seat because of all his major accomplishments. Then, it was Sylvester's turn. He said he deserved to sit in the seat because he taught kids to believe in themselves and never give up... Finally, it was Chuck Norris' turn. He glanced into the eyes of God and said, "I think you are in my seat!"
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